That’s A Vibe

  Lets Start Vibing!!!!

So whose really a girls best friend? Diamonds? yes , receiving a diamond studded tennis bracelet will no doubt put a smile on any woman’s face temporarily. Glistening and shinning beautifully on your wrist? Blinding the peasant dying from poison seeping out of cubic zircon ins, ahhhhhhh …….Happiness right? WRONG? A girls best friend is her Vibrator. This angelic and utterly magnificent piece of ingenuity has the capability of providing any woman with true Happiness and joy. Without having to dryly direct novice love makers of the very unique methodology involve in maximizing the tantric love making of “you” , no other parties need to be involved in this explorations. You are the captain of your ship, you can hit every spot, every mother loving time. Choosing a vibrator is choosing love!!! It is also a great alternative to becoming a slore when you are not in a steady commitment, or strategically figuring out how to successfully bait or trap a man while experiencing delays. Tip*Try to use starvation as a method of slavery, without you having to give up your gushy magna cum lande and all the while remaining in optimal orgasmic ascendance.

Vibrators also are suitable for Single moms who do not date for sport. This handy little utopian stutter machine is capable of providing you with multiple orgasms, all without spending gas fare traversing to a F**ck boy’s house, or having to mentally deal with the agitation suffered from being in his presence and pretending to like him for the di”k.

 

The smaller the vibrator, the more powerful the blows. Vibrators can be purchased online anywhere. Make sure to pay a decent amount for your little lover. You would hate for your motor to blow before invoking the volcanic eruption of a life time.

Here’s a list of 2017’s best little earth shakers

http://blog.mysecretluxury.com/best-new-sex-toys-of-2017/

                                  Happy Orgasms? A cherry stimulating conversation  

 

 

Bobby V TRANSFORMED !!!!

The internet has been in a media uproar after R&B  pretty Boi Bobby Valentino was caught with his “pants down”. No, this is not an expression. He was literally thrown onto front street after refusing to compensate a transgendered hooker he met on back page for a little down low and dirty sausage feasting. A gesture that did not go over well with the tired mouth Tranny who was determined to collect the pesos she was owed after what I assumed was a brick-hard day at the work place.

Bobby V did not deny the allegations … exactly. In dark and dreary response video , he reiterated how he had family who cared and lover him and that people were trying to propagate hate. But by using a moderately successful D Lister like Bobby? The video definitely left a lot of fans boggled as to what he was thinking. He did not even address the gay allegations which in my book was a very unwise decision. This is where a PR professional comes in handy.

The lesson here is clear. If you want to get freak nasty with a Tranny. and keep it on the lows-key, you might want to pay the tongue tired prostitute before she video tapes you holding your balls and running out of a hotel room, butt and booty-ball naked.

Just a thought.

Information has now surfaced that the alleged Sex Associate, Reima Houston actually has a background and mass communication and was networking with Bobby as a means to further her professional career. Besides being a D-List celebrity and now being able to re-launch his own music career, I’m not sure what help Bobby was going to provide.

The R&B wash out has now formally denied the claims and now he’s filing against saying she tried to extort him for $2,000. The court hearing is August 25, according to Fameolous, but BET.com reveals there’s more to the story.

For the full Reima Houston interview Click Below

http://www.bet.com/lifestyle/2017/08/09/reima-houston-shares-her-story0.html

 

 

Side Pieces and Half Eaten Entrees

Our modern world has brought so many technological and cultural advances to our shabby little lives. What would we do without the iPhone, keyless entries, and a world so socially connected, we can now argue its flatness. But a socially perverse world has given birth to an uncharted realm of sexual indulgence and promiscuity . The possibility of losing your husband , or long-term partner to porn has always been an nightmare women have guarded against (A pole dancing class or learning a new audacious tongue technique usually get the sparks flying. However, many husbands have now spent countless hours, and resources on side relationships. It has been deemed a luxury to afford a benchwarmer incase the main player is missing her shots.

I still cant figure out who in the Hell authorized side pieces? Sure, Hookers, concubines, boy toys, etc. have existed for thousands of years, but those imperfections lived amongst the  shadows, never to be glorified. Now , saying that you “girl has a girlfriend” is some “cool stamp of approval” .It sounds like multiple clinic visits and antibiotics (hopefully) to me.

Thank You Rap music and your ability to yet again destroy and confuse. Hip Hop exalts the struggle, the hustle of doing what you must, and never showing too much emptions. Rap music id s befuddlement of liquor advertisement, plastic surgery enthusiasts. and governmental extermination hypnosis.

Please understand this brand of hypnosis  is extremely cheap and extremely effective. Do not get swept up in the hype, Healthy-loving families are built on trust, love, and effective communication.

50% of marriages in the United State fail. The statistical data for black marriages was so gross, it was not even worth mentioning. From my perception, wives/husbands should try investing more energy into the unions they vowed to cherish. Regardless of the God someone chooses to worship. There should not been any time, energy,  or money left to indulge in anyone else if two people are putting everything they have into each other.

Ladies and  Gents, don’t be fooled by the dingy diamonds , for the untrained eye, they sparkle just as bright.

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The Magnificent Trump & the Disappearing Advisers

Usually multi billion Aires are the last lads on the planet to be left out in the cold, but Trump is a very special character. Stephen Bannon, his right-hand strategist  called it quits citing a horse load of cacophony as he made his grand exit.

 

 

WASHINGTON — Stephen Bannon left his post as chief White House strategist Friday to return to the right-wing online Breitbart News, where he said he’ll be “going to war” from the outside for President Donald Trump. “If there’s any confusion out there, let me clear it up: I’m leaving the White House and going to war for Trump against his opponents — on Capitol Hill, in the media, and in corporate America,” Bannon said Friday in an interview with Bloomberg News hours after his departure was announced.
Bannon, an economic nationalist and populist who helped Trump win the election but skirmished with other White House advisers he criticized as “moderates,” exited with a vow to fight for his ideology.
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“The Trump presidency that we fought for, and won, is over,” Bannon told the conservative Weekly Standard. “We still have a huge movement, and we will make something of this Trump presidency.”
He said Trump will find it harder to accomplish his larger goals because “there’s about to be a jailbreak of these moderate guys on the Hill” and aides will try to “moderate him.”

Bannon is the fifth senior official to depart from the White House in the past five weeks, exiting as Trump’s new chief of staff John Kelly revamps the system in an effort to end the turmoil at the upper levels of the administration.

Bannon knows a sinking ship when he sees one, and boy , did the American citizens cast the most regretful anchor ever. Stay tuned to this apparent train wreck of this debacle of a  presidency, that is if we still have electricity, power, and order in the next coming mouths. I’m stocking my bomb shelter now praying that Trump is hauled away from the White House by that God-awful tope and thrown to the streets of Washington like last weeks Garbage. Good Riddens.