A Florida inmate’s mugshot has been taking over our timelines with jokes about his extremely thick neck. Well, guess what? He’s out! More inside…
Hide ya kids! Hide ya wives!
Earlier this week, the Escambia County Sheriff’s Office posted the mugshot of a 31-year-old man named Charles Dion McDowell on their Facebook page, celebrating his capture. According to the post, Charles was arrested for possession of meth and coke with intent to sell/distribute. He also had possession of marijuana, a controlled substance without a prescription, and drug equipment. He apparently tried to flee from police, they were able to capture him, put him under arrest and throw him behind bars.
“McDowell is currently a guest at the GoldStar Hotel with a bond of $57,000,” the Escambia County Sheriff’s Office said in a Facebook post.
Peep the post below:
As you all know, the Internet has ZERO chill and Charles’ mugshot quickly went viral with people roasting him over his incredibly thick neck. The comments will literally have you in tears. Below are a few of the funnier ones:
“ABC 3 news stated that deputies found McDowell necked in the woods.”
“You people should be ashamed of yourselves, all this neckativity isn’t right at all.”
“What they charge this guy with? Neckless Endangerment? Shat!”
“He’ll be outta jail neck week”
“Dude up to his neck in charges”
“His neck is still at LARGE!!!”
“I’m glad they caught him. Anyone of us could’ve been Necks.”
After days of getting dragged online, Charles has been released! And he has a message for EVERYONE who was talking trash about his mugshot. Check it:
Lordt. Y’all better be careful. He read everything y’all were saying about him.
First #PrisonBae, now this. We can’t.
Photo: Escambia Country Sheriff’s Office